In 6 days we invade the land of Edgar Allan Poe’s remains and perform twice to try to revive him for our army:

FRIDAY AUGUST 24TH
MONOZINE / DEAD OF SUMMER / GHOSTFREEHOOD ALLIANCE PRESENT: ULTIMATE KAIJU ALL STAR BARRAGE
Peelander Z, THE PROTOMEN, The Dollyrots, Karmella’s Game, Avec
9:00 p.m.
UPSTAIRS ART OPENING = Ultimate Kaiju All-Star Barrage – a web comics kaiju themed art show. 7pm-9pm
@Ottobar
2549 N Howard St.
Baltimore, Maryland 21218
$10
ALL AGES
CLICK HERE FOR TIX.

SATURDAY AUGUST 25TH
16 BIT GENOCIDE
Bands: THE PROTOMEN, Entertainment System, Powerglove, Anamanaguchi, This Place is Haunted, Temp Sound Solutions
Artists: 8 Bit Artist Jude Buffum Fizzman
@Patterson Theatre
3134 Eastern Ave.
Baltimore, Maryland 21224
$10
ALL AGES
myspace.com/bitgenocide

THESE WILL BE THE LAST BATTLES OF THE NORTHEAST FOR A VERY LONG TIME. FIGHT WITH US! TO THE DEATH!!!!

-MURPHY

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When the world must be liberated on all accounts, we destroy anything in the way….alive or undead….man or machine….

To begin reading about our role in the liberation from the braineaters, start here.
(click “next” to continue after each strip)

-MURPHY

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We set out today…across the United Americas. Destination: Overdrive. San Diego. Comic Con.
On our way home, you can catch us walking in Memphis, putting Missouri out of their misery, setting Phoenix ablaze, and messing with Texas.

We’re coming for you…

CONQUEST OF THE WEST TOUR 2007

July
27 San Diego, CA @ComiCon & Omni Salon A
28 San Diego, CA @Kava Lounge
29 Hollywood, CA @CIA
30 Phoenix, AZ @The Trunk Space
31 El Paso, TX @Lucky Devils

August
1 Abilene, TX @Monks
2 Austin, TX @Red 7
4 Springfield, MO @Outland Ballroom
5 Memphis, TN @Neil’s

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.More Soon.

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Thank you for bearing with us for all of the changes and countdowns of late. Much has been done here…and much is left to be done. War is coming. Preparations must be made.

Protomen.com V2.o is now online…enjoy it….or we will come after you.

-more soon-

-Commander

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An interview was published yesterday afternoon at Gamepro.com. This interview was conducted by a man know only as Andy Gregorio Burt Reynolds VII. Much can be learned from the words within.

Should you like to see, visit GAMEPRO:

Should the previous method prove unfruitful…go HERE.

That is all for now.

-Commander

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The time has come for us to look to the East of the United States. More venues and cities will be confirmed as the days approach.

MARCH
30 Nashville, TN @The Basement
31 Columbus, OH @Columbus Airport Marriott

APRIL
5 Knoxville, TN @The Pilot Light
6 VA @TBA
7 Baltimore, MD @Lo-Fi Social Club
8 Washington, DC @Red and Black Bar
9 NYC @Knitting Factory
10 Boston, MA @P.A.’s Lounge
11 Philadelphia, PA @The Khyber
13 Franklin, TN @Cool Springs Conference Center

If you can assist us with allies for the TBA date, send urgent correspondence.

Start building your armor now.

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They loaded the battle wagon at dusk.
They were ten and five in number.
Behind them were the charred ruins of a burning city.
Before them lay nothing but endless battles.

Their destination?

West.

HOPE RIDES WEST
– October 5 – Neil’s – Memhis, TN –
– October 6 – Grand Palace – Boro, TN –
– October 7 – The End – Nashvegas, TN –
– October 11 – Knitting Factory – Hollywood, CA –
– October 12 – Silverlake Lounge – Los Angeles, CA –
– October 13 – Barcode – Las Vegas, NV –
– October 15 – Cheyenne Saloon – Las Vegas, NV –

~Hope No Longer Rides Alone~

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City of Memphis…stand with us.

Your time has come.

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After a brief bout with death, the message board is back in action. Unfortunately, all previous information has been lost. We now have an over-abundance of bandwidth, so we will not fall again. It is now up to you to repopulate the message board.

The Future:

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Destination: Overdrive

-Commander

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TONIGHT…WE WAR!!!

FIGHT BACK!!!

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The Protomen
makeup and vanity set
How I Became The Bomb

The End
Doors open at 9 P.M.
$5
18+

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