First off… 
Heads up, we’re playing MAGFest 2020 in under 3 weeks! It’s gonna be rad, so if you’re around the DC area at the first of January, you should stop on by for a spell.  We’re playing on Saturday night, but we’ll be there starting Thursday, so come see us at the merch table (or at the Tron machine).

JANUARY
02nd – National Harbor, MD – MAGFest (hang out day)
03rd – National Harbor, MD – MAGFest (hang out day)
04th – National Harbor, MD – MAGFest (show day)

Second off…

We’re going back out with TWRP for a short run in late February – early March for a Super South run!!!! Texas over to Florida!!! It’s gonna be some extreme fun!! Tickets on sale NOW! Exclamation Points!!!

FEBRUARY
27th – San Antonio, TX – Paper Tiger
28th – Austin, TX – Mohawk

MARCH
01st – Dallas, TX – Gas Monkey B&G
03rd – New Orleans, LA – Southport Hall
05th – Orlando, FL – The Abbey
06th – Orlando, FL – The Abbey
07th – Gainesville, FL – High Dive
08th – Tampa, FL – Crowbar

Third off…

And sorta connected to the Second off. The signed and unsigned versions of the big fancy screen printed posters from our previous tour with TWRP are now available in the Sound Machine Store, so grab some before they’re gone for all of eternity.  Annnnnnd, for the rest of December, you can get free shipping on orders over $50 when you use this code at checkout: FREESHIP

Fourth off…

We’ve switched some things around and now all our European merch will be handled by Kings Road Merch (they’re the ones who printed our super fancy Euro Tour Shirts). And with that, all of the leftover merch from the Euro Tour is finally available for online purchase! There’s not a lot of it left, so grab it while you can. Seriously the best shirts we’ve ever done. Big thanks John DeLucca (for the art), Caspar Newbolt (for the design), and Kings Road (for doing a hell of a job printing it).  

***Also, you can get signed and unsigned versions of the super rad poster, too.

Fifth off… 
That’s all for now. More soon.

-Commander 

Black Friday Through Cyborg Monday

Our annual holiday sales action starts tonight at midnight (Friday 12:00am CST) and runs through Monday night (11:59pm CST) on the Sound Machine Store, so grab what you need while there’s stuff to grab! 

For 20% off your order, just enter this code at checkout: TWENTY2019

On top of that, the remaining super rad TWRP & Protomen Together At Last screen printed tour poster will finally be making an appearance (signed and unsigned versions available). Sorry for the delay on that, it takes a lot of effort to get a bunch of posters signed by all of us (both bands).  

We’ve got some cool stuff coming up soon, so keep an eye on our socials… Instagram, Facebook, Bandsintown, and Twitter. 

Don’t take that mention of Bandsintown to mean we have shows coming up. We don’t… or do we?

And yeah, yeah, Act III when? We’re working on it. It’s getting fierce. It’s looking like we won’t beat the next Half-Life to market, but I’ve got money that we still beat Avatar 2.

-Commander

POSTER AND SHIRT
In just over a week we’ll be in Ireland getting ready for our show on the 03rd, so we wanted to go ahead and show you this toootaally original poster and shirt that we’ve been working on for a while. It’s pretty derned fancy, if you ask me. And even if you don’t ask me, I’ll still tell you it’s pretty derned fancy. Illustration and design by the ever-wonderful John DeLucca and Caspar Newbolt (respectively)……. and Boris…

These are Euro show exclusive, so get to a show (or get a friend to a show) to grab one! If any of them survive the tour, we’ll put them up in our European Store. 

Just a general warning about tickets, they’re running reeeaal low for several shows. So don’t go around waiting till the last minute, because they could sell out, and then you’ll be sitting on the curb crying your metric tears and we won’t be able to help you, because we don’t understand the metric system. We hate seeing tears (metric, imperial, standard, or whatever… they’re all tears to us). Please don’t put us in that position. We want you to be happy. Grab tickets soon. And bring some people that have never heard us before, because we love looking out in the crowd and seeing that confused look on new people’s faces. 

SEPTEMBER
03rd – Dublin – The Grand Social  – LOW TICKET WARNING
05th – London  – O2 Academy Islington  – LOW TICKET WARNING
07th – Munich  – Backstage Club 
08th – Vienna – Chelsea 
10th – Berlin – Privatclub 
11th – Cologne – Luxor 
12th – Hamburg – Kaiserkeller  
13th – Amsterdam – Melkweg  – LOW TICKET WARNING

That’s all for now,

-Commander

p.s. Anyone who brings Panther a steel string acoustic guitar (with a pickup) and lets him borrow it for the entire Euro tour… and comes to pick it up in Amsterdam (otherwise he just leaves it on the street somewhere)… gets in free for the entire tour. First guitar wins!