June Update
Hopefully, you’re already enjoying your Cover Up record/s. If not, don’t worry, you will be soon. It’s been an almost unacceptably long time coming, but the records finally made it to the store and started shipping to you late last week. We reaaalllly appreciate your patience. The wait was nearly killing us, so I’m just gonna assume that you’ve all grown old and died by now.
However, if you’re still alive because you’ve been on the fence about getting a copy of The Cover Up, you can now order without fear of an excruciating wait. I’d suggest the ULTRA COMBO, it’s by far the best deal of the bunch… and our shit’s already pretty cheap!
UPCOMING SHOWS
Heads up. We’re heading out next month for a quick jaunt up and down the east coast, so you should all caravan to every one. They’re all gonna be awesome. For instance, our new friend, Kellindo (of Janelle Monáe guitaring fame), is joining us in NYC with his rad new solo project, so don’t miss out on the super extravaganza. Not only that, our Nashville friends, Hans Condor, are gonna be with us on the last few days of the tour.
*don’t worry, west coast, we’re coming for you soon enough.
Also, an update on Mad Max and the last mailer: That’ll do, George… that’ll do.
As for the serious shit that’s coming your way… well, it’s still coming. But the time still isn’t quite right. You’ll be hearing from me again real soon, though, so strap-on your strap-ons.
-Commander