Around The America!…and yes, that includes a tiny bit of Canada.

Round 3(and possibly the last round of the year?) has just begun, and it’s starting to look good. We have a bevy of fierce shows coming up and it would behove you to not miss any of them (follow us around the American countryside. MadDog did it…so can you!).

Several shows have been added recently: Birmingham(AL), Hattiesburg(MS), Ft. Worth(TX), LA(CA), Portland(OR), and Vancouver(BC). Some of them have advance tickets, some of them don’t. What you want me to do about it?

Here are the some with the advance tickets:

8/14th – Baltimore, MD – Sonar – Bit Gen Fest 5 (128 Bit Genocide)
8/15th – Brooklyn, NY – Knitting Factory •ALL AGES•
9/02nd – Portland, OR – Mt. Tabor Lounge

AUGUST
13th – Richmond, VA – Plaza Bowl •ALL AGES•
14th – Baltimore, MD – Sonar – Bit Gen Fest 5 (128 Bit Genocide)
15th – Brooklyn, NY – Knitting Factory •ALL AGES•
19th – Birmingham, AL – Bottletree
22nd – Hattiesburg, MS – The Tavern •••+18•••
23rd – Houston, TX – Super Happy Fun Land
24th – Ft. Worth, TX – The Bandwagon
27th – Phoenix, AZ – Trunkspace
29th – San Diego, CA – Riley’s Music Lounge
30th – Hollywood, CA – CIA ••••••Act I
31st – Hollywood, CA – CIA ••••••Act II

SEPTEMBER
02nd – Portland, OR – Mt. Tabor Lounge
03rd – Seattle, WA – PAX – (We play this day.)
04th – Seattle, WA – PAX – (Hanging out.)
05th – Seattle, WA – PAX – (Hanging out.)
07th – Vancouver, BC – Biltmore Cabaret

*One big note to the Portlanders of the world. That show is at a super small venue. There were only 88 tickets available, as of a week ago. I’m no mathmagician, but I’d assume they won’t last long.

This weekend is a big one. We’re headed up the east coast with a die hard vengeance. MAKEUP AND VANITY SET is playing with us all three nights! Things don’t get much more fancy than that. Three nights of fury:
-TONIGHT, we’re in Richmond, VA. As always, we expect it to be fierce as hell. Richmond never lets us down.
-TOMORROW, we’re in Baltimore, the unofficial second home of The Protomen…and final resting ground of Douglas A. Fetterman. Bit Gen always brings the thunder.
-SUNDAY, we travel back to the fancy land of New York City America, where the streets are paved with cheese. Our last NY show at Santos was absolutely incredible. Sunday, at Knitting Factory, will prove to be even more absolutely incredible. Don’t miss out, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW TICKETS LEFT!

I’m in a bouncy bus right now, so it’s sort of hard to write complete sentences without my fingers bouncing around the keyboard…. so I’ll leave you now.

But remember. In America, there are no…..CATS!

-Commander

It looks like the bulk of Super Awesome Tour 2010: Part II has passed, but do not fret, we still have Des Moines, Springfield, Nashville, Richmond, Baltimore, and Brooklyn to get excited about! ….and then Super Awesome Tour 2010: Part III: The West Coast!!!

This tour has been hard on us, but we’ve persevered. Our bus has broken down no less than 5 times in the nearly three weeks that we’ve been out on the road. That is why it has been officially named….The Skyhammer! If you all hadn’t brought the thunderous thunder at the previous shows, it would have been easy to just go home. We’re glad you did. Aside from all of the bus issues, this has been one of the best tours we’ve ever had. Thank you for that.

We’ve added some shows since last we spoke words at each other. Some of them include………….Richmond, Brooklyn, Houston, Vancouver, and plenty more on the way. Get Excited!!

And yes. Houston will be an ice cream party. Be there.

Here’s a comprehensive list of all of our upcoming shows (more to be added):

JULY
29th – Des Moines, IA – Vaudeville Mews
31st – Springfield, MO – The High Life

AUGUST
06th – Nashville, TN – 12th and Porter
13th – Richmond, VA – Plaza Bowl •ALL AGES•
14th – Baltimore, MD – Sonar – Bit Gen Fest 5 (128 Bit Genocide)
15th – Brooklyn, NY – Knitting Factory •ALL AGES•
23rd – Houston, TX – Super Happy Fun Land

SEPTEMBER
03rd – Seattle, WA – PAX -(We play this day.)
04th – Seattle, WA – PAX – (Hanging out.)
05th – Seattle, WA – PAX – (Hanging out.)
07th – Vancouver, BC – Biltmore Cabaret

If you’re in NY or the surrounding area, make sure you get your tickets to the newly added Brooklyn show on Aug. 15th. Those tickets will go quickly. Be one of the Best Of The Best!

That is all for now,

-Commander

It’s time, people. We’re about to hit the road again and this time we’ve got some company. Super 8 Bit Brothers, as well as The Adventures of Duane and Brando, have agreed to join our side for quite a few of the upcoming shows. HOW EXCITING!? It’s going to be the super jam. You Chicagonites should remember Super 8 Bit Brothers from our last trip there. It was super fun..and hot…and sort of smelly. Some of you won’t remember it, because you didn’t pre-order your tickets in time. Don’t let it happen again.

This tour is hitting some places we’ve never been to…and some places we’ve not been to in a long time (no, West Coast…don’t get your hopes up). This will be our first tour with other bands, so don’t miss this exciting new time! Seriously. You should all come to every show. Follow us around the Scenic American Countryside!

Here are the shows with Advance Tickets (get them while you can):

07/10 – San Antonio, TX
07/12 – Dallas, TX – The Prophet Bar
07/14 – New Orleans, LA
07/26 – Louisville, KY
07/28 – Chicago, IL
08/14 – Baltimore, MD

Also, I’m going to stop lying to you about the Tour Talks. I do have some written, but staying up with it for every show is nearly impossible while on the road. I’ll do them when I can, but don’t cry and call the cops when I don’t post them as regularly as I should. If you do, I’ll punch you square in the mouth.

Here’s all the Tour info we have so far:
NOTE – Shows with Super 8 Bit Brothers and Duane and Brando end with a *

JULY
10th – San Antonio, TX – San-Japan
11th – Austin, TX – Game Over Video Games *
12th – Dallas, TX – Prophet Bar *
13th – Houston, TX – Super Happy Fun Land *
14th – New Orleans, LA – One Eyed Jacks *
16th – Gainsville, FL – 1982 *
17th – Orlando, FL – Nerdapaloza (Playing a Show this Day)
18th – Orlando, FL – Nerdapaloza (Hanging Out this Day)
19th – Jacksonville, FL – Jack Rabbits *
20th – Savannah, GA – The Wormhole *
21st – Columbia, SC – The 5 Points House *
22nd – Atlanta, GA – Star Bar
23rd – Chattanooga, TN – The Warehouse *
26th – Louisville, KY- Vernon Lanes *
28th – Chicago, IL – Subterranean ••17+ *
29th – Des Moines, IA – Vaudeville Mews
31st – Springfield, MO – The High Life

AUGUST
06th – Nashville, TN – 12th and Porter
14th – Baltimore, MD – Sonar – Bit Gen Fest 5 (128 Bit Genocide)

Many more dates are on the way. I’ll post them on the Tour Page as they come in. Keep your eye peeled.

Also, several new shirts are on the way. They look super fancy. We’ll show you when they’re ready to come out of the oven. In the mean time, make sure you have at least 17 Keep Quiet shirts…. You never know when you’ll need a spare…or 16 spares.

See you soon,

-Commander

WEST COAST…….IT’S TIME TO GET YOUR HOPES UP.
2010 TOUR PART III.
WE’RE COMING FOR YOU!