As you should know by now, starting next week, we’re going on a quick North East coast tour with our friends Powerglove and Danimal Cannon, and you should try your damnedest to get to those shows (ticket links down below). It should also be common knowledge by now that we’re going to open the shit out of Tenacious D‘s Vancouver, BC show on the 27th of this month (ticket link here).

But what you probably don’t know by now (unless you’re a wizard… or handy with the Twitter and Facebooks) is that on our way home from Vancouver, we added a stop on May 30th in Denver, CO. This will be the first time we’ve ventured to the top of the world (mostly because we’ve never had a vehicle that could make it up small hills, much less mountains). That being said, we’re going to need you to bring some serious thunder. Remember, the amount of people at our shows is directly proportional to the likelihood of our returning to your town/area later. That also being said… Make it count, Denver.

MAY
18th – Worcester, MA – The Palladium —- ALL AGES *
19th – Asbury Park, NJ – Bamboozle Festival —- ALL AGES *
20th – West Chester, PA – The Note —- ALL AGES *
22nd – Montreal, QC – Katacombes —- 18+ *
23rd – Toronto, ON – The Hoxton —- 19+ *
24th – Buffalo, NY – Mohawk Place —- ALL AGES *
27th – Vancouver, BC – PNE Ampitheatre (with TENACIOUS D!!!)
30th – Denver, CO – Marquis Theatre —- ALL AGES

* with Powerglove and Danimal Cannon

After that, I know some of you have been wondering if or when we’re going to have a proper sendoff show for our “The Protomen Present: A Night Of Queen” album. Well, you can probably just skip the “if” and move on to the “when,” and the “when” is June 22nd. The “where” that you didn’t ask, but should have, is at the same place where we did it the first time, Exit/In in Nashville. If you missed it the first time around, here’s your chance to atone for your horrible sins. Joining us that night will be the Remones, Nashville’s own Ramones Tribute band. You don’t want to miss this. Don’t believe me? Just ask the people that went the first time… it was some serious shit. Don’t believe them? Get the album and hear for yourself. Don’t believe yourself? Get more confidence.

JUNE
22nd – Nashville, TN – Exit/In (Queen Live Album Release)

Fried chicken,

-Commander