{"id":4276,"date":"2018-08-31T09:23:44","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T16:23:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/?p=4276"},"modified":"2018-09-21T09:47:53","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T16:47:53","slug":"tapes-and-tees-and-tours-and-alliteration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/2018\/08\/31\/tapes-and-tees-and-tours-and-alliteration\/","title":{"rendered":"Tapes and Tees and Tours And Alliteration!"},"content":{"rendered":"

MAKEUP AND VANITY SET PRESENTS\u2026 THE PROTOMEN\u2026 CASSETTE!<\/b>
\nAvailable Now!!!<\/a>
\nFor the uninitiated, this album is an 8bit remake of our first album (Act I). MAVS made this record while we were all still living at our Thundercon compound in Nashville around 2007. If you’ve somehow never heard it, you can check it out on our Bandcamp page<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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But seriously now, it\u2019s about time we released this album on tape. If you don\u2019t know the Tastyvein backstory, I\u2019d love to tell you here, but it would just take too long and you\u2019d still be confused at the end. However, I will tell you that there was an infamous red tape involved.\u00a0And that red tape is something I want to talk to you about right now…<\/p>\n

SWEEPSTAKES COMPETITION EXCITATHON TIME!!!!\u00a0<\/b>
\nWe\u2019ve randomly inserted a single somewhat-carefully recreated replica of that red tape (I somewhat carefully recreated it myself with the factory test tape!) into the 1,000 tapes we had made for this run.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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What, might you say, goes to the lucky person who finds this elusive tape? They\u2019ll receive a lifetime supply of chocolate! Wait\u2026 chocolate is expensive. Nevermind, they\u2019ll just get a fancy hand-crafted Cold Steel Ticket<\/strong> (more like a cold steel ID card, but “ticket” sounds better) that gets them into all Protomen shows for free\u2026 forever\u2026<\/strong> (excluding Festivals, Private Events, or any other situations where we have no control over entry)!!!!!!\u00a0 <\/span>See? That\u2019s way better than chocolate. Ok, probably not better than chocolate.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

On top of all that, we\u2019ve brought back the Grid Shirt to go along with this release. We have 3 types, regular Men’s\/Unisex, Women\u2019s, and Unisex Sleeveless. They\u2019re all pretty cool. You should probably buy one of each and wear them all at the same time.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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We also have Combo packs with shirts and tapes<\/a>, if you’re into buying things together and saving a little money.<\/p>\n

OCTOBER TOUR<\/b>
\nAnd don\u2019t forget we\u2019ll be getting on the road at the very end of September heading out west for some serious music banding. We\u2019ll be joined by our dearest of dear friends, Makeup And Vanity Set<\/a> (whom some of you may remember from the start of this mailer), and Bit Brigade<\/a>. Tours like this don\u2019t come along very often, especially while we\u2019re working on the single greatest album of recorded time, so do your best to make it to a show.\u00a0And don’t wait too long to grab tickets, because they’re running low all over the place.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

SEPTEMBER<\/b>
\n30th \u2013 Chicago, IL \u2013 Reggies<\/a>\u00a0+17 ***SOLD OUT***<\/p>\n

OCTOBER<\/b>
\n01st – Kansas City, MO – Riot Room<\/a>\u00a0+21
\n04th – Seattle, WA – Chop Suey<\/a>\u00a0\u2022All Ages\u2022\u00a0***SOLD OUT***
\n05th – Vancouver, BC – Rickshaw Theater<\/a>\u00a0+19
\n07th – Portland, OR – Hawthorn Theater<\/a>\u00a0\u2022All Ages\u2022
\n08th – San Jose, CA – The Ritz<\/a>\u00a0+21
\n09th – Los Angeles – Echoplex<\/a>\u00a0\u2022All Ages\u2022
\n13th – Dallas, TX – Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill<\/a>\u00a0+16
\n14th – Memphis, TN\u00a0\u2013\u00a0Hi Tone Cafe<\/a>\u00a0+18
\n27th – Nashville, TN – Marathon Music Works<\/a> (Paranormal Rocktivity) \u2022All Ages\u2022<\/p>\n

*some of these age restrictions can be circumvented by having a parent with you. However, YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH THE VENUE FIRST.<\/p>\n

And if you happen to be around Nashville on Monday, you should come out to Exit\/In for the TWRP show<\/a>. We might be helping them out on a jam<\/a>…<\/p>\n

That’s all for now. We’ll see some of you soon!<\/p>\n

-Commander<\/p>\n

p.s. Does it bother anyone else that the Borg can’t decide on a pronunciation of “futile?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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