{"id":3269,"date":"2014-11-28T01:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T08:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/?p=3269"},"modified":"2014-11-28T01:07:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T08:07:00","slug":"lets-have-a-black-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/2014\/11\/28\/lets-have-a-black-celebration\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Have A Black Celebration."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This mailer is simply about Black Friday through Cyborg Monday deals. If you hate deals, delete this email as fast as you can. Don&#8217;t even look back. There&#8217;s nothing for you here.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if you love deals (or at the very least think they&#8217;re acceptable)&#8230; keep on reading.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BLACK FRIDAY THROUGH CYBORG MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Starting today and running until Monday night at 11:59pm, we will be discounting everything in the <a href=\"http:\/\/soundmachinestore.bigcartel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sound Machine Store<\/a> by 20%. All you have to do you <strong>enter the following code at checkout<\/strong>: FEELTHEHEAT<\/p>\n<p>Better yet, if your items total more than $50, you can <strong>enter this code instead for an extra 5% <\/strong>(so that&#8217;s 25% total):\u00a0HIGHFIVE<\/p>\n<p>And\u00a0just in time for the festivities (and ridiculous cold), we have a brand new hoodie for you to put on your body. Look how warm it looks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soundmachinestore.bigcartel.com\/product\/keep-you-safe-pullover-hoodie\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3271 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/keepyouhoodie.png\" alt=\"keepyouhoodie\" width=\"350\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/keepyouhoodie.png 350w, https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/keepyouhoodie-192x300.png 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Also, just for a quick progress update, we&#8217;ve been super ass deep in the studio finishing up the covers record, so hold on to your butts, because it&#8217;s not gonna suck! And\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/protomen.com\/images\/emails\/17\/123.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">thank you<\/a> for your patience.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">More info soon&#8230; but not tonight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">-Commander<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This mailer is simply about Black Friday through Cyborg Monday deals. If you hate deals, delete this email as fast as you can. Don&#8217;t even look back. There&#8217;s nothing for you here. On the other hand, if you love deals (or at the very least think they&#8217;re acceptable)&#8230; keep on reading. BLACK FRIDAY THROUGH CYBORG [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-protomen-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}