{"id":2926,"date":"2013-11-29T00:54:57","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T07:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/?p=2926"},"modified":"2013-11-29T00:54:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T07:54:57","slug":"from-black-friday-to-cyborg-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/2013\/11\/29\/from-black-friday-to-cyborg-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"FROM BLACK FRIDAY TO CYBORG MONDAY."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You didn&#8217;t think we wouldn&#8217;t get in on this ridiculous weekend sales action, did you? But we&#8217;re not just doing it today, oh no, we&#8217;re taking it all the way through the weekend. Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, I Can&#8217;t Believe It&#8217;s Not Butter Sunday, and Cyborg Monday. I know most of you are probably coming down from a tryptophan overdose right about now (who cares if it may be a myth), but don&#8217;t sleep through these barn busters&#8230; or door burners&#8230; or whatever. Just get on these deals while the gettin&#8217;s hot.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"20% Discount!\" href=\"http:\/\/soundmachinestore.bigcartel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sound Machine Store<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><\/strong>Nov. 29th &#8211; Dec. 2nd (Friday-Monday)<br \/>\n<strong>20% OFF EVERYTHING<\/strong><br \/>\nDiscount Code: cyborg20<\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"30% DISCOUNT!\" href=\"http:\/\/bandtshirts.com.au\/artists\/683\/Protomen\/\" target=\"_blank\">Australia Store<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n(REMEMBER: anyone in the whole wide world can order from this world wide web store, and once stuff&#8217;s gone, it&#8217;s gone)<br \/>\n<strong>30% OFF EVERYTHING<\/strong><br \/>\nDiscount Code: (no discount code needed. everything is discounted already)<\/p>\n<p><strong>TERMINATOR<\/strong><br \/>\n<i>William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator The Second<\/i> is now available at the <a title=\"Check me out.\" href=\"http:\/\/terminatorthesecond.com\/store\" target=\"_blank\">Terminator The Second website<\/a>. There&#8217;s no fancy sale for it, but it&#8217;s already only $10 for the movie+soundtrack album combo, so skip that steak dinner at Western Sizzlin and pick it up ASAPOECBHIGCTYHABTA (that&#8217;s an acronym for As Soon As Possible Or Else Commander B. Hawkins Is Gonna Come To Your House And Beat That Ass). Now, with the usual threats out of the way, I&#8217;d like to give a big thanks to everybody that made it out to the release show. It was quite the jam. Speaking of the jam&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>NEW YEARS EVE<\/strong><br \/>\nOn December 31st, we&#8217;re going to play our last show 2013&#8230; or is it???&#8230;&#8230; but seriously, it is. The show is at Exit\/In and we&#8217;re playing with <a href=\"http:\/\/diarrheaplanet.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Diarrhea Planet<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/myrichie.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ri\u00a2hie<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/noregretscoyote\" target=\"_blank\">No Regrets Coyote<\/a>. It&#8217;s going to be one hell of a show, so don&#8217;t miss it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DECEMBER<\/strong><br \/>\n31st \u2013 Nashville, TN \u2013\u00a0<a title=\"GET TICKETS.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.exitin.com\/tickets\/?Page=http%3a%2f%2fpublic.ticketbiscuit.com%2fExitIn%2fEvents%2f180246\" target=\"_blank\">Exit\/In<\/a>\u00a0(New Years Explosion)<\/p>\n<p>Robots go shopping, too.<\/p>\n<p>-Commander<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You didn&#8217;t think we wouldn&#8217;t get in on this ridiculous weekend sales action, did you? But we&#8217;re not just doing it today, oh no, we&#8217;re taking it all the way through the weekend. Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, I Can&#8217;t Believe It&#8217;s Not Butter Sunday, and Cyborg Monday. 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