{"id":2517,"date":"2013-04-23T13:11:07","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T20:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/?p=2517"},"modified":"2013-04-23T13:11:07","modified_gmt":"2013-04-23T20:11:07","slug":"ten-years-of-protomen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/2013\/04\/23\/ten-years-of-protomen\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Years Of Protomen."},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s been nearly 10 years since this death train started rolling, and if you’ve ever seen the late Tony Scott’s 2010 film, Unstoppable, you’ll know that it’s gonna take both Chris Pine and Denzel to stop us\u2026 and neither one of those dudes even know we exist. Nothin’s gonna stop us now! To celebrate, we’re throwing a super fancy birthday party for ourselves at Mercy Lounge this Saturday (27th). It’s gonna have all the exciting things that a good 10 year old birthday party should have (except rollerskating\u2026 maybe next time we’ll have a\u00a0Jimmy\u00a0Caan\u00a0Rollerball\u00a0party!<\/a>). Come for the free cake, ice cream, balloons, face painting, and pi\u00f1atas\u2026 stay for the rock and roll excitement! Get your tickets here, and get them quick<\/a>… people like ice cream and balloons.\u00a0And if any of you bring Chris Pine or Denzel to our show, we’ll kick your ass.<\/p>\n

APRIL<\/b>
\n27th – Nashville, TN –\u00a0Mercy Lounge<\/a>\u00a0(Ten Years Of Fury) **18+<\/p>\n

Joining us on Saturday is the always amazing Makeup And Vanity Set<\/a> and our long time friends (but first time show-mates… sort of) Hanzelle<\/a>!\u00a0But speaking of Makeup And Vanity Set… if you haven’t already checked out his\/their (he just got a super good drummer) new EP, you should do so immediately. It’s really freaking good.\u00a0Listen\/Buy it here.<\/a><\/p>\n

Also, the super fancy 10 year anniversary poster you see above will be on sale at the show on Saturday. It was put together by Caspar at Version Industries<\/a> and will look very nice on your wall or in your cubicle. As usual, if any survive the night, they’ll go on sale at the Sound Machine Store<\/a> the following morning (Sun. 28th) at 11:59am CST.<\/p>\n

Protomen with Andrew W.K.!<\/b>
\nIn case you somehow missed it in the last mailer, we’re finally getting to play a show with Andrew W.K. at the end of next month in Covington, KY (Cincinnati area)! It’s going to be amazing, and you should be there to bask in the party. Get tickets before they’re gone.<\/a><\/p>\n

MAY<\/b>
\n26th – Covington, KY – Madison Theater (with Andrew W.K.)<\/a> **ALL AGES<\/p>\n

AUSTRALIA\u00a0<\/b>
\nIf you haven’t gotten your PAXAus<\/a> passes yet\u2026 guess what. You’re shit out of luck. They’re super sold out.<\/p>\n

The good news is\u2026 we’re gonna play more Australia shows besides PAX! We’ll give you more info on that as soon as we can. Until then, start spreading the word down there. We’ll need all the support you can muster. We’ll also need a pet wombat. Get ready.<\/p>\n

JULY <\/b>
\n19th – Melbourne, AUS – PAX Aus<\/a> (show date TBA)
\n20th – Melbourne, AUS – PAX Aus<\/a> (show date TBA)
\n21st – Melbourne, AUS – PAX Aus<\/a> (show date TBA)<\/p>\n

*more shows for Australia on the way. Stay tuned.<\/p>\n

You can’t make me quit,<\/p>\n

-Commander<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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