{"id":1423,"date":"2011-05-20T14:29:55","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T21:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2011-05-20T14:31:44","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T21:31:44","slug":"i-think-were-alone-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/2011\/05\/20\/i-think-were-alone-now\/","title":{"rendered":"I Think We’re Alone Now."},"content":{"rendered":"
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We’re chin deep in learning the path of the brave at Kamp Kikakee at the moment, so this is going to be quick and dirty:<\/p>\n

NEXT WEDNESDAY 5\/25\/11
\nWe got a call the other day from some dame that claimed she was the hawttest of hawt sensations in the 80s. We thought it was Uncle “Stinky Thumbs” Arbuckle pranking us again, but we were wrong. It turns out she is the most real Tiffany of all the Tiffanies that we’ve ever spoken to. She said she wanted us to be her date to the 5\/25 party at fooBAR.too in Nashville, America. How could we say “no”? We couldn’t, that’s how. It’s going to be The Awesomest.<\/p>\n

TIFFANY & PROTOMEN
\n@fooBAR.too
\n21+ 9:00 p.m.
\nGET TICKETS WHILE THEY STILL EXIST<\/a><\/p>\n

A couple weeks after that, we’ll be visiting the hot hot mess that is Texas, America. Much like the Tiffany situation, we got a conference call from Ween, Chromeo, Big Boi, and the guys in Guitar Wolf (although we couldn’t understand them) about joining their fun time weekend in Houston at Free Press Summer Fest on June 4th. We took their physical challenge. We’ll be visiting some favorite cities en route as well. Come out to all the shows\u2026.maybe you’ll make it into the documentary?!<\/p>\n

JUNE
\n02nd – Memphis, TN – Newby’s — 18+
\n03rd – Dallas, TX – The Prophet Bar — ALL AGES<\/a>
\n04th – Houston, TX – Free Press Summer Fest — ALL AGES<\/a>
\n06th – New Orleans, LA – One Eyed Jacks — 18+<\/a><\/p>\n

There are only a few of them, so we’d better see you at every one.<\/p>\n

As for July, well, let’s not spoil Christmas for you just yet. Let’s just say it might have some other tours and maybe the release of a new format of something old and maybe a live DVD taping. More details soon…maybe.<\/p>\n

Guaranteed to blow your mind,<\/p>\n

-The Protomen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

p.s. If you don’t know who Tiffany is… shame on you. Fix that immediately.\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’re chin deep in learning the path of the brave at Kamp Kikakee at the moment, so this is going to be quick and dirty: NEXT WEDNESDAY 5\/25\/11 We got a call the other day from some dame that claimed she was the hawttest of hawt sensations in the 80s. We thought it was Uncle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-protomen-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}