{"id":1202,"date":"2010-07-13T11:01:26","date_gmt":"2010-07-13T18:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.protomen.com\/news\/"},"modified":"2010-07-13T11:01:26","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T18:01:26","slug":"dallas-tx-please-help","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/dallas-tx-please-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Dallas, TX! Please Help!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re stuck in Texarkana, and we need assistance.<\/p>\n<p>If you, or anyone you know, live in\/near Dallas, TX, and are down with helping the cause (they must be able to drive), please contact us at:<br \/>\nsoundmachine@soundmachinerecords.com<\/p>\n<p>In order for us to make our show tonight in Houston, we have to get a part for our bus from Dallas to Texarkana\u2026..sooner than possible.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve never had to cancel a show because of something like this. We&#8217;ve always barreled through and made it happen, but this time, I fear our luck has finally run out. That is\u2026.UNLESS YOU CAN PULL US THROUGH!<\/p>\n<p>This really feels like one of those awesome email scams where someone says they&#8217;re stuck in Nigeria and they&#8217;ve been robbed..and that they just need you to send them assloads of money.\u00a0 This isn&#8217;t like that\u2026.but it seems like it.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously now. If you know anyone in that area, send them our way immediately. Again: soundmachine@soundmachinerecords.com<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re trying, Houston. Believe us, we&#8217;re trying.<\/p>\n<p>Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi\u2026you&#8217;re my only hope.<\/p>\n<p>-Commander<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\u2022\u2022\u2022please don&#8217;t respond to this if you&#8217;re not from the area\u2022\u2022\u2022\u2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re stuck in Texarkana, and we need assistance. If you, or anyone you know, live in\/near Dallas, TX, and are down with helping the cause (they must be able to drive), please contact us at: soundmachine@soundmachinerecords.com In order for us to make our show tonight in Houston, we have to get a part for our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1202","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/protomen.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}